The Football Clichés Cli-Shirt Shop 

In our crusade to analyse in excruciating depth the art of the football cliché, we will not take any aspect of the football world for granted. The saturation of football coverage has ensured the emergence of a code, to which all football media unwittingly adhere. FootballClichés seek to dissect this code. You can join the crusade to champion the football cliché by displaying them proudly upon your chest. 

Mug

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If Anything, He's Hit That Almost TOO Well 

Men's T-Shirt

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Mapping the Modern Football Pitch 

Men’s Premium T-Shirt

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Cold, Wet Wednesday in Stoke (Hoodie) 

Men's Hoodie

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Football Hipster 

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Cold, Wet, Wednesday in Stoke 

Men's T-Shirt

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Cold, Wet, Wednesday in Stoke (Ladies) 

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Good Feet for a Big Man 

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Good Feet for a Big Man (Hoodie) 

Men's Hoodie

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  • bordeaux
  • royal blue
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Cultured Left Foot 

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The Corridor of Uncertainty 

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Cold, Wet Wednesday in Rochdale 

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  • royal blue
  • purple
  • orange
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